Yes, I do! Usually by the third sentence starting "So" in the same paragraph, I'm screaming at the Radio/TV! I do that a lot these days.
As for my two offs, both I'd like to think wouldn't happen now with the knowledge accrued the hard way in the decades since! Both of them were high speed, at 50-ish first time and 60+ second and thanks to good kit (#ATGATT) I got up and walked away with bruising only. #1 I was sideswiped by a Beemer 7 series on a multi-lane road (Aston Expressway) coming out of Birmingham where I failed to spot him merging from a slip road (on ramp) and slipping into my bit of road thinking it was a gap! Damn near totalled my FJ1200, but his insurance paid everything sweet as a nut.
The second still rankles as it did write off my beloved ZX-7R (Green & Purple) race replica. Fast bend at night just after a junction which I later discovered often had lorries from a unit just down the junction road dumping diesel on the road after over filling their tanks. I must have touched a patch whilst leant over and then it's sky ground sky ground repeating. That was the only fault claim I have ever made against my insurance in 50+ years of motorcycling. Embarrassing as I was an Advanced Riding Trainer at the time!
Ouch!
Elderly check-out lady at local grocers (where, after 30 yrs I get "
Welcome Dear Premium Platinum Member!" from the machine's voice when I run my shopper's card!!) knows I ride a scooter. She shared, "Husband rode motorcycles until he hit some diesel in a corner, now he walks with a cane."
Yeah, thanks for that...careful with my eggs. (innuendo intended)
Umm, youse guys ride X199CR's, BGf955's, CRG804's, and the oft' lamented oil burning NXX144Cristo's.
But - are they manufactured by anyone I would recognize: Yamahammer, Hondosahn, Suzikie, Kowardsak'em, ??
Maybe some of us are not familiar with all that military jargon.
Stig
Seriously - maybe you cold copy and paste your 2 crashes and start a new topic:
"My Crashes on 2 wheels"It would be interesting reading - and maybe educational. What do you think?