NSR: Joke

[Stig / Major Tom]

Dog walks into a bar and climbs up on the stool.
"I'd like a beer",  he said.
The bartender said "you should be in the circus!"
The dog said. "Why? Do they need electricians?"

Stig

[Neil955i]

Very good 

[Ruffus]

Typical Irish👍

Man walks in to a pub in Dublin, and asks “am I too early for a drink”, the barman say “yes, it’s 10 minutes till opening time, you can wait over there though (points to a chair)”.

The man says thanks and sits down, the barman then says “would you like a drink, while you're waiting”.

[Stig / Major Tom]

Women say husband's never listen to them.
My wife never says that.
Probably.

Stig