I guess I was away 30 years. Had a Honda 360 as my last bike at 17. Then bought the Xciting 250 last fall at age 47. I never worry what people think about my Scooter, because I know that 60+ mpg is a great thing. I think many big bikes get worse mileage than my wife's Mazda 3. I did seriously consider getting a URAL Russian side car bike, and might yet someday. But they get terrible mileage.
Have any of you folks looked at the URALS. Talk about a neat looking machine. The URAL company basically copied the plans of the WWII German Sidecar bike machines, updated the engine a bit, and now make them again. If you look at the one with the desert camo, WOW.