Well, here it is. She's beat up and clearly never known love. 125 Bucks
From what I can tell the engine still wants to live. I haven't put my compression tester to it, but from the feel of the kicker there's something there. Real nice guy, but clearly not mechanically inclined. Just what I was looking for
. He said some thugs stole it at some point and ripped the front plastic off breaking whatever got in they're way. He got it back, replaced the ignition, and ran it for a month or two before it just stopped running. He kept saying "I don't know if it just needs a spark plug or what". He said it's been sitting for about 5 months, but I wouldn't doubt it was longer than that.
I'll have to see what kind of life is left in the engine. I'm hoping all it will take is a good fuel system cleaning. If so I'll be replacing some plastics and give her a good coat of paint.