Burnt/melted enough zx pistons to build a bridge...

[zombie]

Ps... They all sleep in the house at nite. Most of them in the bed by morning

[streido]

Just like raising kids eh!

Tho kids wont rip your arm off with their teeth.

Normally.

[zombie]

So you are saying... Sometimes in England there are hairy toothy kids?

[streido]

I have no doubt there are hairy toothers in ENGLAND but im not English, im Scottish from Scotland. Up here we are hairy arsed, most of our teeth are missing in Glasgow anyway from fighting, falling over when drunk (or otherwise intoxicated) and drinking Irn Bru.  

Who's the ponce in the photo anyway? lol.

[zombie]

That's just some dumb ass inbred from Engel Land. In the US we would just call him a Goober! He does dress well tho. Must be someone else picking his outfits...
I don't know how you deal w/ England. I'm Irish ancestry, and Despise the upper crust English Hooide Tooidies. Some things are just in your blood i guess. Given a choice I'd rather have a beer with Adolf vs. tea with the Queen mum. It's a hypocrisy thing... although I do like the "Off with their heads" bit.

[streido]

We tend to just ignore anything the English say up here so it doesnt really bother us too much. Yeah those posh toffs are a joke, cant stand them either myself.

We have our own parliment and government here now, seperate from England, tho we are still ultimately ruled from London, for now. We are having an independence referendum in 2014 to vote if we want to leave the UK and get our own country back. The English politicians are worried, i cant wait but just hope my countrymen dont believe all the hype and lies from england and vote to leave. If we gain independece we would be ranked 7th wealthiest nation on the planet, i think enland would be ranked in the high teens or 20's, maybe lower.

Think it is a genetic thing, same species but different breeds, like poodles and rottweilers. Guess that where that zombie mindset comes from my celtic bro 

[zombie]

It IS in the blood! Maybe I couldn't change my own diaper but I Knew who I didn't like!
Same for booze, and fighting. although not at the same time... Usually get my drunk ass kicked

[streido]

 Usually get my drunk ass kicked

Thats the best time to get an ass kicking, you dont feel it 

.......until you wake up and wonder why the pillows stuck to your face 

It seems to be our national pastime in Glasgow.

[zombie]

I've gone to work with Coasters stuck to my face. Not enough re coup time.

[streido]

 

I've gone to work with Coasters stuck to my face

 lol. I havent done that.

Yet.

[zombie]

I had a pretty good busted lip, and went to the deli asking for some Chap Stick type stuff. The girl asked if something else would work, and the owner said "Look at his face! Anything is better than that!" That's when I found the coaster in my pocket.

[whiteknight]

Hey im English    but i dont like the parlimentary bullsh**e. i just enjoy drinking smoking and riding my Ag like its a racer.  i have a scottish friend he's a good bloke, nutty but a good bloke.

[wordslinger]

...i speak english...sorta...



                 

[zombie]

No offense White Boy. You didn't invade other peoples homes, and take everything from them. It was those other Limey f***s. I know some black people, and They're kinda like the Scott's... Nutty!

Slinger... You sorta do speak English. I've never noticed before now...

[zombie]