Thanks Ax!...
When I am elected World President I will make sure there is a chicken in every pot/kitchen. There will also be 2 Hydrogen powered Magnetic/Hydraulic cars in every garage. I will also revoke ALL visa's, and passports, and open ALL the borders of every country on the planet... (Except for New Jersey. Jersey would be for Dictators/Hippies/Meth heads, and those bikers that cut the sleeves off every jacket they own.) The global language will be Polish cause it sounds soooo cool. Oil as a fuel or just in general will be sucked out of the earth, and flown into space in one of the Hydro cars I mentioned earlier. The most important thing I will do is: Use my Gennie to get my one wish... Any person that lies will have his head exploded instantly. And finally I will dig up the ancestors of the BUSH family (both sides) Zombiefy them and let every person who chooses to kill them. (this can be done many, many times).
No one really has to vote for me cause you all know I'm right for the job so I'll just move into the New White House in the morning. It's that real cool looking house next to the Sunoco station down the road. The one that has horses, and a Peacock.
Thanks guys. Love you all!
The world IS your oyster. STOP f***ING IT UP! Try saying HI to that guy that pee's in your yard, and sleeps in the alley. He would say hi if he wasn't afraid you would have him arrested! Maybe give 500 bucks to the red cross instead of spending it on new lizard skin shoes. Or just send a thank you note to that guy in Africa helping children avoid slavery/murder. Just 20 minutes of your time to send a F'n thank you. WAKE THE F' UP! You are all intelligent enough to use a computer so try doing something every day to HELP. Just ONE thing a day is enough. Me personally... I am a Child abuse super hero. If I see a child maliciously hit... I hit back for them. If I see muggers picking their prey... I stop them. If you doubt me it may be because you yourself have never stood up, and seen the results. Stand up for someone, and see. You cannot be stopped once you start. I can't stop the politicians but I DO stop the bullies the emulate them. Just thank someone that deserves it. Tell a friend too.
See! No need to vote... I got this!
Thank you Axy!
Ps. I've PROUDLY raised a daughter (by myself) to do something for someone EVERYDAY. She is now raising 2 children (with her wonderful husband) to do the same. So now there are 5 of us.
You know why the jails are full? Because of parents that raise kids that burn cars at f***ING collage basketball games. It's never the kids fault how they are raised. Raise your kids RIGHT. Make them know how important it is to do SOMETHING for ANYONE else. Teach them if they EVER LIE ONCE their head will explode so they can't waste time/resources the GOOD people need. White lies are the same thing as shaking a newborn baby to death. NOT RIGHT.
SEE! I GOT THIS!
I wonder how many Hooidie Tooidies stopped reading after the first sentence. It don't matter cause in MY mind, their head is already gone. Look at what they missed.