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Now to answer Streido's question... As you can see, the Philippines is made up of lots of islands and provinces. Each province has it's dialect dominated by either chinese language, spanish, american, malay, etc. In the provinces, the true dialect is spoken, but in the big cities, like where I am, we speak Tag-lish (Tagalog mixed with some english) There are english words that dont have filipino meanings (technical terms mostly) so we just mix 'em up. There are also jibberish language here, gay language, sub-culture language, carabao english, jejemon, etc.