I had uhh... tomato plants,... yeah tomato plants, growing in my closet when I was about 18. Got some nice "tomatoes" off them too. Grew to about 5ft. Didn't have the right kind of lighting so it took forever and the "tomatoes" were premature. Yep, everybody has their dumb moments. Whether it's impromptu, not so legal plants in your closet or curiosity about a rubber strap under your seat.
What's that hole for? To adjust the muffler bearing
Icy mirrors? That adds 5 HP!
How do you de restrict a 259cc Yamaha? Diet pills
What kind of air goes in Chen Shin tires? Chinese clouds (only the puffy ones)
Is there a back up camera that will work with my 500I? You wife or even better your best friends fat wife with her head turned. The one that wears rebel flag bikinis. Classy! She'll double as an air bag
How did a country as rich as ours raise such dumb asses?
Jersey shore, Jerry Springer, Text messaging and internet phones, Fast food, Mexican labor, Cinnamon challenge, Loose women(I'm kinda on the fence about that one), Internet dating, Denial, 1 ton trucks with exhaust stacks and 2 bicycles in the back, lottery tickets, all Kardashians, Politicians, Walmart, Drug companies, Banks, Infomercials, People blaming EVERYTHING on the economy, Honda Civics with giant wheels and wings on the trunk(I don't care what kind of engine you have in it it still sucks!), ect...
What I love about our country?
Beer koozies, Fried chicken, Biscuits, Pork, Watermelon, 2 stroke exhaust, Loose women, Tiki torches, Bill Clinton, Corn, Peanuts, Internet(at home or work, not at the restaurant or in line at the grocery store!
), DVR, Air conditioning, Jet skis, Tempur-Pedic beds, Dogs, Guns, etc...
