Tonights top headline... Is Cyber bullying going too far?
An 8 year old mixed birth homosexual was found dead early today with his head wrapped in a Stop and Shop plastic bag, and inside the families toilet. Police tell us his last words were scribbled in feces on the wall. "Zombie is a gay bashing queer killer"
It is thought that Zombie is an on line alias used by the criminal mastermind "Darth Axy" who reportedly lives in either a cave or a tree in Crow ate ya. "Darth Axy" has been the prime suspect in as many as 10,000,000,000,000,000,003 Cyber bullying cases around the globe. If Anyone knows the true identity of "Darth Axy" police are asking you to kill yourself as well. It has been theorized simply knowing this criminal genesis can cause a person to become highly unstable, and capable of unknown/unspeakable acts of hatred, and aggression. Please stay away from all communication devices, and lock all of your doors, and windows.
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