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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2012, 02:22:29 AM »
This is the funniest post I have ever read here! Ce comes out swinging for the fences/Wolf takes a few to the ribs/Ce takes a step back looking at the clock/Wolf hit him with a Furious nut shot/Ce staggers/Ce gets a twinkle in his eye as Wolf tels the whole world he is an ander cover black due riding a Non Stolen scooter (Maybe the Only black dude on a legit scoot)/008 tries to jump in, abd sve them from each other, and I chime in with how F'n retarded are all of you. You ALL ride China made scooters! Kymco puts their name on it.
Once again I have to apologize to the retards... I meant "Little People"
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2012, 02:53:56 AM »
Boyeeee, get on outta here, with your ol' 'blacker than thou' sanctimonious bigotry, I done told you  you ain't got no soul, you a damn oreo, black on the outside and white in the middle, talkin' all that stuff like 'seriously, are you seriously serious to have such insensitivity that you would call a white man a cracker, and a white man with a tan, a Graham cracker?

 Get hip, my Negro, we all outta racism here, ain't nobody here but us chickens.
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2012, 02:58:00 AM »
My bad Sugar! Sorry bout the pannty stains... Keep on riding those Commie scoots.
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2012, 03:02:50 AM »
Any of you around the north NJ/NYC area? This would make great talk over lunch and a drink, I'll buy.
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2012, 03:08:21 AM »
Raised in Yonkers/South Bronx... Thanks but I'll pass. Maybe you would want to come down to Carrabelle for the Labor day week? It;'s a little different than Anywhere else on the planet... But it's all good.
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2012, 03:13:45 AM »
Quote from: zombie on June 17, 2012, 03:08:21 AM
Raised in Yonkers/South Bronx... Thanks but I'll pass. Maybe you would want to come down to Carrabelle for the Labor day week? It;'s a little different than Anywhere else on the planet... But it's all good.

I'dlove to join you but will working that week and having BBQ in my backyard on labor day with family and a few close friends.

(Close friends) = those that understand me without question to my thoughts or motives, took a long time to condition them.
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2012, 03:35:29 AM »
So should I bring a guest? What time? Do we HAVE to leave? Are drugs ok, or is it one of Those parties? Where did you get those cool slippers?
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2012, 03:35:58 AM »
..seems i missed a helluva lot on this thread...

..oh, mother of god...
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« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2012, 03:37:37 AM »
Wolf split... I like Wolf.
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« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2012, 03:38:18 AM »
..well, that sucks...
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2012, 04:29:17 AM »
Go back and read it. Awesome! Well worth it.

+ 1 ce  :D :D :D Maybe slightly racist, but making fun of each other is fun.

$500 for a scooter that doesn't run. Sounds like a rip off for sure.

Just because there is no title or keys for a scooter doesn't mean it's stolen. Much higher chance, yes. Here in NC scooters are not sold with titles. Only a Certificate of origin and most of the time it never sees 2nd, 3rd, 4th, ect... owners.

I find your argument of the screws being stripped because it's Chinese ridiculous. All screws can be stripped. And if you're stuck because of a stripped screw than good luck.

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« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2012, 04:31:15 AM »
Wolf is loading a gun while googleing Ce's address. This will be Epic!
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2012, 04:35:20 AM »
Quote from: zombie on June 17, 2012, 02:22:29 AM
This is the funniest post I have ever read here! Ce comes out swinging for the fences/Wolf takes a few to the ribs/Ce takes a step back looking at the clock/Wolf hit him with a Furious nut shot/Ce staggers/Ce gets a twinkle in his eye as Wolf tels the whole world he is an ander cover black due riding a Non Stolen scooter (Maybe the Only black dude on a legit scoot)/008 tries to jump in, abd sve them from each other, and I chime in with how F'n retarded are all of you. You ALL ride China made scooters! Kymco puts their name on it.
Once again I have to apologize to the retards... I meant "Little People"


Almost as good as the Zombie - Axy prizefight..................almost!
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2012, 07:15:58 AM »
I still have a slight limp, and one eye is a little smaller that it was before the fight... Axy has a pretty mean hammer fist. His weakness is the inside leg kick. He flinches when he sees it load up. Took 35-40 rounds for me to notice it but Man oh man can that boy take a beating. I started to think he may be Irish!

Wolf on the other hand just threw in the towel, and fell under the top rope, and over the bottom rope.
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Re: Chinese scooters
« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2012, 01:40:35 PM »
Just some good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you ever saw
They been in trouble with the law
Since the day they were born

Yeee-haw!

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