The only time astrology affects my life is when i hear people say its true and logical, for some reason i always start laughing uncontrollably?
Yeah the planets position when you were born affects you, all planets revolve around the earth too (must do since its the centre of the universe), the earth is flat, witches should be drowned if they float in water (sorry WK), bigfoot is b.s but Yetis are real, crop circles are made by UFO's, faith healing works, as does remote viewing , and Elvis is alive and lives on the moon with Hitler
As has been pointed out earlier, the moon is not a planet, its a moon. The give-aways in the name, MOON.