"How long have humans been on earth? Yeah I'll be taking advice from you when it comes to history and things that involve a timeline."
IDK How long? What is the first "recorded" civilization? The fruit, and monkey eating people... My theory is they/we destroyed the ozone there, created too much co2, and left in rockets to land here. When they/we landed it was dramatic, and T/we all got amnesia. When T/we woke up the fruit, and monkey eaters seemed gullible so we told them we were "gods" from the stars, and we need them to make beer, and ethanol to appease us. Then when we could not prove to them we are the real gods we told them the "Real God" is watching, and "will send them to a fire place if all the women don't get naked right now!!!"
So basicly the fruit, and monkey eaters are the prehistoric native people of Earth, and the gods are us. Funny how Science people try to link us to them... If only they knew!
So what we have here is failure to communicate.