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sorry just a rant
« on: July 22, 2012, 01:43:10 AM »
Right so i was at work and i noticed a guy on a Agility 50, being as i had afew probs in the past i decided to ask how his agility was running and this is what happened....:-

Me "a'right hows your agility running mate?"

Guy, looking blankly at me says "Whats an agility??"

Me thinking is he having a laugh says "the silver scoot outside is it yours?"

Guy "oh the kymco?"

Me "yea its called an Agility, that happens to be the name of the bike"

Guy "oh i thought it was just a kymco"

after hearing this i just thought for f*cks sake what a tw*t how can you not know its called an agility when you ride the f*cking thing all day and not notice the letters on the side that say AGILITY!!!! what a gormless muvva fuc*er, your mum must have fu*ked a fruit!!

sorry rant over..
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2012, 01:48:02 AM »
..wk...it's the same thing across th pond bro....


..i bought a 2003 ppl with 1000 kms and nothing wrong except a burned piston and jug for 200 pesos...


..they have no clue....
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2012, 01:50:41 AM »
..coulda been hot...i didnt ask, but..well anyway, maybe not the best analogy...




peace!
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2012, 01:51:48 AM »
that just pisses me off man, the fact he rides the scoot and dosnt even know what it is.

was the 2003 people the cyclops bitch??

gotta love a biatch  ;D ;D
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2012, 01:58:21 AM »
..christine, yeah...

..i saw the worst looking beat-down zx ever in th' world th other day...

...dude had to hold half throttle to keep it running at th stoplight...



..i almost cried......


..like that native american in the old tv commercials....


..just the single tear out th corner of my eye......
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2012, 02:11:11 AM »
Us 3 are ok, and maybe Z too when hes on his meds, everyone else is just a dick but keep that between us, i dont want to broadcast it on the forum or anything for everyone else to see.   :P

Did he look like this?



Ignore the celtic badge on his jacket, hes not a fan,prob just some good kind hearted Glasgow Celtic fan felt sorry for him and gave him it. Mustve zipped it up for him too. Man look at all those drool stains lol.


Im off, i need to go put my Kico AgilitySO away now  :P

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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2012, 02:13:27 AM »
Us 3 are ok, and maybe Z too when hes on his meds, everyone else is just a dick but keep that between us, i dont want to broadcast it on the forum or anything for everyone else to see. 


okay...i promise to tell NO ONE!!...really, i promise!!
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2012, 02:15:58 AM »
..i had this really hot cousin back in th day...

..twas at least a female...decidedly female...


..was either one of them in that pic a girl??


...wow..now i just dont know......
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2012, 02:22:27 AM »
Quote from: wordslinger on July 22, 2012, 02:13:27 AM
okay...i promise to tell NO ONE!!...really, i promise!!

Its one of WK's posts, nobody ever reads his threads anyway 'cept us, and thats only cos we read everything else already,twice.  :P
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2012, 02:26:34 AM »
Quote from: streido on July 22, 2012, 02:22:27 AM
Its one of WK's posts, nobody ever reads his threads anyway 'cept us, and thats only cos we read everything else already,twice.  :P


hey im still here  :'(

good to know that no one except you reads em'....everybody else couldnt give a damn  :-\ :'(
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2012, 02:33:12 AM »
...ummm..i thot it was a cool post!!!   




                   :-*


..even if recycled??     ;D
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2012, 02:34:12 AM »
hey im still here

..yeah, i thot i saw you over there...lmao!!!
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2012, 10:46:29 AM »
Quote from: whiteknight on July 22, 2012, 02:26:34 AM
good to know that no one except you reads em'....everybody else couldnt give a damn  :-\
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We all dont really give a damn either. Sometimes i dont even read them, i just stare at the screen and pretend im reading.
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2012, 01:36:43 PM »
For the record I read it... Just couldn't think of any comments.

What do you expect... people are idiots... some of them are members of the forum  ;D

People get on here and ask dumb questions like "what's a cvt?" "I want to add a performance exhaust but I'm too scared to go into the carb and change the jet". Some people should just take it to the mechanic. Then you have the guys that do take their scoot to a mechanic for everything and still think they know everything ::)
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Re: sorry just a rant
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2012, 03:12:41 PM »
Some folk are just not into oil and sh**, still even then they should at least know what make and model of vehicle they own  :D

I like being a grease-monkey, i made a point of learning how most of my stuff works cos being ripped off by "tradesmen" and "mechanics".

Ok. Peters is ok too then. Anyone else i missed?
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