...ummm..a bunch of ginger jokes...
just for you streido
Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
A: At least a brick gets laid.
Q: How does every Redhead joke begin?
A: By looking over your shoulder!
Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!
Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark.
Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life?
A: Grey Hair
Q: What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Q: Why are ginger kids lucky?
A: They get their own room when they stay at Michael Jackson's house
Q: How can two redheads become invisible in a crowd of three?
A: When they're with a blonde.
Q: Why do redheads take the pill?
A: Wishful thinking.
Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal.
Q: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart if you’re a redhead?
A: Through his ribcage.
Q: What’s the advantage of a blond over a redhead?
A: You can at least ignore a blond safely.
Q: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds.
Q: What’s the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?
A: There’s always a 50/50 chance the blender isn’t on.
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a redhead?
A: A hostage.
Q: What do you call a redhead with a blond on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q: Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead's chest?
A: They needed a level playing field.
Q: Why are redheads flat chested?
A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts
Q: What do gingers miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.
Q: What's worst than Eric Cartman making fun of Gingers on November 9th, 2005 in Season 9 Episode 11: Ginger Kids?
A: Being a Ginger Kid and having to go to school on November 10th, 2005!
Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts?
A: A mutant.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won’t accept a three and a half inch
Q: What’s the difference between a redhead and a lawyer?
A: There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people.
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you
Q: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common?
A: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something like "I’m one of those males who love redheads... jokes."
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Q: Why are gingers like guns?
A: Keep one around long enough, and you re goin to want to shoot it.
Q: Why is it called the Virgin Islands?
A: Only Gingers live there!
Q: Why did God invent colour blindness?
A: So someone will fancy the ginger kids.
Q: What do you call a soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of red hair between his two front teeth?
A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
Q: What's the difference between a dead possum on the road and a dead ginger?
A: The possum was probably on its way to meet friends!
Q: What do you call a redhead who Masterbates more than twice a day?
A: A Terrorwrist
Q: Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Q: What’s the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?
A: There’s always a 50/50 chance the blender isn’t on.
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor
Q: How do you start an argument with a redhead?
A: Say something.
Q: What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night?
A: Shocked.
Q: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
