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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2012, 01:59:53 AM »
Why did humpty dumpty knock his wife off the wall?



So he could see her crack....
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2012, 02:08:48 AM »
..this is, aparently, a joke thread..sssso....if 5-0, dumb blondes, humpty dumpty and streido's ex girlfriend are fair game....



...wellllll...it's zombie's thread....


..what say you z??...just what th hell is really going on here???
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2012, 02:36:30 AM »
.this is, aparently, a joke thread..sssso....if 5-0, dumb blondes, humpty dumpty and streido's ex girlfriend are fair game....



...wellllll...it's zombie's thread....



What are you saying?....  that Zombie's threads are jokes?...    ???
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2012, 02:37:32 AM »
What are you saying?....  that Zombie's threads are jokes?...   


..huh??
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2012, 05:37:57 AM »
You all have really lost it... My threads are not jokes at all... They are blatant lies. I'm really a dwarf retard. I live in a leper colony in Niger (the country bitches). I thought if I just belonged somewhere I could forget the pain of my life. Opppps... My right testicle just fell off.  They don't hurt me anymore. Not since my arms fell of along with most of my colon. The only pain now is when those filthy black apes swarm on me at night. I have no eyes so they always sneak up on me, and yell "Choo Choo". How they learned to talk is anyones guess but I think someone fell out of the tree if you get my drift. Well I'm sorry I am not a real zombie. If I was tho I would be a Nice zombie. Like a day care worker zombie, or a pet groomer zombie. Not a mean scare the kids zombie. Sorry guys... I'm just a dwarf retard with no life.

Now this looks like a nice family outing...
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2012, 05:41:31 AM »
you're not a zombie,.. you're a baby....


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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2012, 11:38:00 AM »
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
.........the wheelchair  ;D

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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2012, 05:02:43 PM »
That's frigin sad Steroido! Plain sad...
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2012, 08:00:27 PM »
Quote from: zombie on August 11, 2012, 05:02:43 PM
That's frigin sad Steroido! Plain sad...

No its not, its f***ing hilarious, they said so.

Want to go a buck each for the vid?
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2012, 10:41:49 PM »
Put me down for a twenty. I want to use the vid as my email business signature
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2012, 11:59:35 PM »
Quote from: zombie on August 11, 2012, 10:41:49 PM
Put me down for a twenty. I want to use the vid as my email business signature

LMAO  :D
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2012, 06:24:52 AM »
That's what they have to think of when I'm riding 350hp engine cowls that cost approz $4,000.00 on a 400 dollar 4t scooter frame. I'm just a little Niger baby (The country again bitches) trying to beg out a living fixing their broken sh** while they speed off into the sunset in their convertible Hummer. I guess I am a real Zombie after all. How bout that? :P
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2012, 06:50:31 PM »
Quote from: wordslinger on August 11, 2012, 01:54:25 AM
What does a fat woman and a scooter have in common?



They are both fun to ride till a friend sees you...



I was going to say a spare tire.
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2012, 08:38:32 PM »
Your scooter has a spare tire Blue?  I'm assuming you just woke up when you posted that...
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2012, 09:03:08 PM »
Havent got Ranji's video yet but i have found this.......

http://weinterrupt.com/2010/07/rescued-monkey-slaughters-farmers-chickens/
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