New guy; new Kymco

[jprestonian]

LOOK AT ALL MY FANS!

Y'all might try getting off the 'puter and out in your community with other scooter trash, sometime. You might enjoy it!

(EDIT) CAUTION: There are some scooter trash who may not be total Kymco fanboys, so if that's an issue for ya, you might as well stay home with the Cheetos. 
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[Mike Green]

Hi Jprest,
You sound kind of lonely and sad tonight. Hope things go better for you. If there's anything I can do to help please ask.
Mike

[jprestonian]

Oh, I know, Mike!  I totally DO!

You can send me a pizza, if you like. On you.
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[Vivo]

Hi Jprest,
You sound kind of lonely and sad tonight. Hope things go better for you. If there's anything I can do to help please ask.
Mike

He's not lonely... he has his mirror... he can talk to himself....

[jprestonian]

He's not lonely... he has his mirror... he can talk to himself....

My fans keep me warm, Viv. Like you!  Thanks for the hits to kymcojones!

Btw... I think Mike was being insincere. No pizza has yet arrived. That gives me a sad.
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[Vivo]

Here's your cat flavored pizza....

[jprestonian]

Here's your cat flavored pizza....

Cute kitteh!
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[Mike Green]

No Pizza,
I have only been a member for a brief period of time and you always sound like and angry little man. JP you write in a very passive-agressive style filled with snide, flippant remarks that benfit no one including yourself. Identify your very close friend and ask him/her to coffee and being brutally honest share with him/her your insight into your personality. This is difficult I know but your a smart guy you can do it. Ask your friend to provide an opportunity for expression of concerns, questions, problems, and ventilation of feelings. Ask him/her to provide components of education, emotional support, reassurance, and positive feedback. Agree to meet and do this at least weekly.Be honest and forthrigt. But no pizza.
Mike

[Vivo]

Wow! That's a lot!.... can he do that?

[MassScoot]

God...I love the way Mike writes! His posts are so enjoyable! Keep them coming Mike.

BTW...Is that a pic of JP?

[jprestonian]

Mike, are you related to Bill Frist?  He was very confident of his ability to remotely diagnose patients, too. In his favor, he did have a medical degree. Do you, as well?
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[MassScoot]

Mike...Don't reply! That's what JP wants!

[Mike Green]

No JP, I'm not related to Dr. Frist. Never heard of him. And no diagnostics going on here. It's easy for any of us here to assess your emotional, behavioral, and cognitive status and form an opinion of someone who is depressed, anxious, and insecure. And the suggestions I made I try to use them in my own personal day to days. They help me and can improve every man. If you have the nads to implement them you should identify an improvement in your day to days.
Sincere best wishes,
Mike

[MassScoot]

I guess you couldn't help yourself. I understand.

[Mike Green]

Sorry Masscoot,
I think he had me at "scooter trash". Down here in the South that has such a strong relationship with "white trash" and it's tainted with bigotry and prejudicial thinking and that is no longer permitted in my life and my family's life. A person's race and socio/economic standing are not allowed to be ridiculed, even on a scooter forum.
I'm beginning to become aware of how low this guy can go and he's starting to get to me. So Mr. Jp let's stop this. You win. Again. I just can't compete with your type of mental prowess.
Mike