New guy; new Kymco

[ce]

Ah, sh**, now ya done it, jprestoneantifreeze, with yer too clever by half insinuation that Republicans don't ride scooters.

It sure does strike me as odd, though, that if Mike would have had a People 250, and you would have had a Xciting 500i, you'd both still be riding 'em.

You gotta hit the nail with a hammer.

[Mike Green]

Huh?

[Vivo]

God...I love the way Mike writes! His posts are so enjoyable! Keep them coming Mike.

BTW...Is that a pic of JP?

Yup... and his beads...

[jprestonian]

Yup... and his beads...

Doesn't that lady off to my right in the background look like she's wearing a rubber mask?  Freaky!  But that's her face, furilla.

Btw, Viv, I'm updating my Creative Commons page tonight, so if you wanna keep using my photos without the links, you'll be responsible for knocking the forum completely offline until they get the DMCA stuff sorted, okay?  You wanna be juvenile, I can out-do you there, too.  ;)
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[Vivo]

Whatever

[jprestonian]

Righty-roo!  ;)


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[jprestonian]

You win. Again. I just can't compete with your type of mental prowess.
Mike

I was wondering when reality would tap you on the shoulder. Thanks.  :)
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[jprestonian]

You gotta hit the nail with a hammer.

"Got nuttin'" saves so many more bytes.
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[jprestonian]

No JP, I'm not related to Dr. Frist. Never heard of him. And no diagnostics going on here. It's easy for any of us here to assess your emotional, behavioral, and cognitive status and form an opinion of someone who is depressed, anxious, and insecure. And the suggestions I made I try to use them in my own personal day to days. They help me and can improve every man. If you have the nads to implement them you should identify an improvement in your day to days.
Sincere best wishes,
Mike

Wow, that sounds... so sincere. Hell, you even used the word "sincere," which is how I knew you were being sincere! I will surely have to re-evaluate my first impression of you, Mike, as a butthurt Kymco fanboy know-nothing douchebag with an Internet connection, and instead consider you as a potentially untrained, unskilled Internet-connected armchair psychologist giving unsolicited advice, and hence give your deeply-insightful advice all due consideration!
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[Vivo]

[bootscooterboogie]

If I have to seperate the two of you, you're both grounded and I'm taking away your scooters for the ENTIRE weekend!

 

[jprestonian]

If I have to seperate the two of you, you're both grounded and I'm taking away your scooters for the ENTIRE weekend!

 

You'll draw back a spurting nub, sir.
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[Vivo]

[jprestonian]

PROTIP: The insult lands solidly if it makes fun of a decal actually on the target's scooter, otherwise... eh, not so much. It ends up being rubber/glue/12yo-with-Pshop. Which I guess is okay, if that's the best one can do.

You are welcome.
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[ce]

While I certainly appreciate "Hondick" as apropos, we should also consider "Hondouche", and the ever popular "Hondildo".