New guy; new Kymco

[jprestonian]

I hear we're making fun of jpres... Can I join in?

Here's my jpres impression... My vagina hurts. Kymcos suck. Kymco forum sucks. No Gideon, not now. Get your balls off my chin. Maybe later. I'm peeved off right now. Vivo's photoshop'ed my scoot.

Hi-LARIOUS... except that Viv is demonstrably afraid to Pshop MY scoot... with good reason.

He's making fun of some other Glock owner, apparently. One with a tiny penis (take your pick, there, of course). And a PCX!  And y'know, I don't come up and slap the Glock out of his mouth while he's workin', btw.
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[jprestonian]

Just two questions... Did he really say "Righty-roo!"? And what the hell is a spurting nub?

With a name like Peters, you're going to pretend you don't know?

S'ok. Have a Glock sticker (or whatever symbol you penisless doods have to use to prove manliness).
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[jprestonian]

I'm slightly disappointed that Viv hasn't broken out the 4chan scat porn in response to his reaming, thusfar.
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[LoveMyKymco]

lol, thats all I have to say about this.

[streido]

lol, thats all I have to say about this.

  This is hilarious, has to go down as one of the funniest threads i ever read on here , and Zombie wasnt even involved 

Just let me catch my breath before Act 2 begins.............

[LoveMyKymco]

I wonder how the guys enjoying his super 8?    

[Vivo]

This is what happens when zombie is absent.... hell breaks loose ... we'll behave when he returns....

Streido... Act 2, Scene 1 - "It was a dark rainy night when the homo psychopath comes in....."

[Peters]

With a name like Peters, you're going to pretend you don't know?

S'ok. Have a Glock sticker (or whatever symbol you penisless doods have to use to prove manliness).
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I feel like I'm in the second grade again. How old are you?... This is fun 

[Vivo]

old...

[jprestonian]

I feel like I'm in the second grade again.

Really? I thought that was the speed you preferred.
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[LoveMyKymco]

[LoveMyKymco]

Thats my neighbors friend "breaking in" a 50mm KN cylinder. He said he wanted to blow it up but it just wont quit.

[Peters]

What the f is the point of this?

[jprestonian]

What the f is the point of this?

Specifically?
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[Peters]

The video dumbass