New guy; new Kymco

[jprestonian]

The video dumbass

I know of "The Video Professor," and "The Video Warehouse"... never heard of "The Video Dumbass." I'll look into it, though.
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[Peters]

 

[Mike Green]

"Thanks for all the fish...been nice knowing you." July 15, 2012

[jprestonian]

"Thanks for all the fish...been nice knowing you." July 15, 2012

Really bothers you that I won't leave, eh?  Sincerely?  :lol:
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[jprestonian]

In case it wasn't abundantly clear to you, Mike, I am here until the heat death of the universe, and I will kick your rhetorical ass all over the innertubes, all day, every day, always. So pull on your big boy underoos, and grow some thicker hide, know when to sit on the sidelines or become my plaything. Those are your choices, and your only choices, I assure you.
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[Mike Green]

"Thanks for all the fish...been nice knowing you." July 15, 2012

[jprestonian]

"Thanks for all the fish...been nice knowing you." July 15, 2012

Sounds like an echo in here -- hey, I'M NOT LEAVING. Know what you're going to do about it?  You'll ineffectually post the same thang, over and over. That's all you have, and it's sad, but keep it up.
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[Mike Green]

You efete, squirmy, egocentric little man. You have nothing and you are worth nothing.
"Thanks for the fish...it's been nice knowing you."
Ha ha ha ha. and thanks for the laugh before bedtime you little twit.
ha ha ha

[jprestonian]

You efete, squirmy, egocentric little man. You have nothing and you are worth nothing.

I have little, but my worth has already been testified to, right here, in this very forum. I know you don't want to hear it, because I didn't polish the chrome of your new purchase, and supply you with much-needed confirmation and approval of your excellent consumer decision-making. However, you'd better get used to the fact that I'm here, I like beer, and you're going to be a minor hobby for me until you dry up and float away.

Btw, do you mean "effete," or do you intentionally use words without knowing the usage and spelling?  And if "effete," what specifically strikes you about me as "effete"?  Or again, is it something you heard someone use as an insult once, and thought you'd try it out where no one was smart enough to ask you if you knew what it meant?
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[bootscooterboogie]

 Or again, is it something you heard someone use as an insult once, and thought you'd try it out where no one was smart enough to ask you if you knew what it meant?
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Alright...  I've been reading this volley of insults and giggling as the two of you attempt to tear each other down.  You had both managed to keep your insults directed at each other and I was ok with that.  It was like watching an incredibly slow argument on a poorly cast reality show.  However, now you've tried to insult everyone on the board.  Which makes me wonder why you get such pleasure out of dealing with people that you seem to feel are so inferior to you.

Btw... If this is the only place that you're able to feel like you've got power, then I feel so sorry for you.  No one should have to live their life feeling so diminished all of the time.  On a serious note, if this is accurate, I would sincerely suggest getting involved in something that involves you stepping away from the computer and get involved in a charity that gives you a sense of worth and personal power.

[Vivo]

This is hilarious, has to go down as one of the funniest threads i ever read on here , and Zombie wasnt even involved 

Just let me catch my breath before Act 2 begins.............

Act 2....

[jprestonian]

However, now you've tried to insult everyone on the board.  Which makes me wonder why you get such pleasure out of dealing with people that you seem to feel are so inferior to you.

An honest slip, which was meant to read, "... thought you'd try it out where you believed no one was smart enough to ask...".

get involved in a charity

I'm down with that.
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[Peters]

Act 2....

[jprestonian]

I wish I could get away with posting nothing but emoticons and animated GIFs, but... I don't know that secret handshake, so I'll have to go instead with just words that anyone with a firm grasp of English can understand.
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[Vivo]