http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19756571sh** I might give her a call and make her a deal.
You pretend to fall for me, we put on a show like Oprah and Steadman, I get rich and you get to be a carpet muncher the rest of your life, plus your Dad stays off your back.
If you get caught cheating on me I get to keep my cash plus alimony, deal? Deal!
That's one I could even convince my wife to go along with. I would enjoy giving it a poke once though. Nothing like leaking a video to convince her Dad I've turned her around.