Author Topic: A Honda Named Rhonda...a story of scooter infidelity  (Read 1057 times)

Mike Green

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A Honda Named Rhonda...a story of scooter infidelity
« on: October 03, 2012, 11:02:20 PM »
Had some time to kill between patients this morning and went by the Kymco dealership to see how repairs were going on my XC500 and then across the highway to the Honda dealer to just have a look. Walked in and there she was in the middle of the showroom floor. Gorgeous curves in her slate, black, and chrome finery. A voluptuos bulge in front that looked like a fuel tank on all the sport bikes but was really a large storeage area. Underneath her skirts was a hot moist engine boasting 51 horses. A new 2013 Honda NC700DCT. A motorcycle with the option of flipping a switch and having a manual or fully automatic dual clutch transmission. ABS also comes with this little honey. $9,000 msrp which is really affordable when you look at. I'm thinking that when the XC comes out of the shop it will have new fairings and 900 miles on the odometer and I should get a good trade in. Or I may rethink it and realize what an impulsive goober I am.

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Re: A Honda Named Rhonda...a story of scooter infidelity
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2012, 11:08:08 PM »
You're not siding with jprestonian are you?  ;)
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Re: A Honda Named Rhonda...a story of scooter infidelity
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2012, 11:28:21 PM »
Love the detail on how you describe the bike. :D   Now can you do me...........LOL

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Re: A Honda Named Rhonda...a story of scooter infidelity
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2012, 12:37:24 AM »
I'm siding with a hot piece of machinery and Blue I would gladly do you if your top speed was also 117mph!

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Re: A Honda Named Rhonda...a story of scooter infidelity
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2012, 01:25:01 AM »
I know  :D

Was just kidding. Does sound pretty cool.
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Re: A Honda Named Rhonda...a story of scooter infidelity
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2012, 02:00:02 AM »
If the price is affordable, there's no reason why you shouldn't own it.

If you had it now, you wouldn't be walking.
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Re: A Honda Named Rhonda...a story of scooter infidelity
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2012, 02:04:10 AM »
You're not siding with jprestonian are you?  ;)

Hmmm...jp's Honda is named Wanda!....



Mike, At 117 mph, you'll be far away before the deer crosses... ;D ;D ;D

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