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$550,000,000.00
« on: November 29, 2012, 12:34:10 AM »
...projected powerball jackpot..

..$360,000,000.00 cash...


..well, i bought five picks....

                8)

..cant win if i don't play....
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2012, 12:40:45 AM »
..what's the first thing you would do, if you suddenly had 360 million dropped in your lap??
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2012, 01:20:51 AM »
frist think ........ File for divorce.............then cash in...........and find the frist kymco store around............
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2012, 01:22:25 AM »
...wowww, bluuue....

..better file before you win...

..or she gonna get half!!
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2012, 01:23:49 AM »
Contact 3 tax attorney's, 3 good accountants, none of them get to know about the other and each one checks on the other.

disconnect my phone lines

buy a new phone or 3

hold up in my home for awhile, if word somehow got around move into a hotel in a large city (ie NYC)
body guards (if needed)


Later,
move,
tell know one about the wind fall, even the kids (mine are 3 and 5 so it's easy).
Live a comfortable lifestyle very much like I do know except volunteir my time, go back to school, realy learn how to play my guitar.
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2012, 01:25:06 AM »
Quote from: blue on November 29, 2012, 01:20:51 AM
frist think ........ File for divorce.............then cash in...........and find the frist kymco store around............

She still gets half., way cheaper to keep her. Just go away on vacation by yourself or on a business trip.
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2012, 01:32:48 AM »
..thatsa pretty good plan 08...


..i got a cpl or three ppl i want to set up for the rest of their livesl...


.. that's the first thing i'd do after the initial self protection stuff...,...



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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2012, 01:42:27 AM »
Quote from: wordslinger on November 29, 2012, 01:32:48 AM
..thatsa pretty good plan 08...


..i got a cpl or three ppl i want to set up for the rest of their livesl...


.. that's the first thing i'd do after the initial self protection stuff...,...





Agreed that comes too, but can be a slippery slope, your friend that you wantt o help may want in kind to help out his kid (young adult with a family and is behind the 8 ball) and he may ask for more.

Maybe better to pay off his house for him (annomously) and maybe drop some money into an account for him/her as well.

I hear some horror stories from people saying how friends and family all keep asking for more, more, more. Hard to say no and just as hard to say yes if you see them blowing thorugh it.
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2012, 01:49:06 AM »
.;.if you win, you're going to lose some friends...go ahead and prepare for that...

..i'm 47...i cant even hope to ever spend 360mil in the rest of MY lifetime...

..fortunately, i have roots and some sense of self-control...

..i've pretty much worked my ass off evry day for the last 25 years, and i'm ready for a break...  ;D
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2012, 02:09:39 AM »
Quote from: wordslinger on November 29, 2012, 01:49:06 AM
.;.if you win, you're going to lose some friends...go ahead and prepare for that...

..i'm 47...i cant even hope to ever spend 360mil in the rest of MY lifetime...

..fortunately, i have roots and some sense of self-control...

..i've pretty much worked my ass off evry day for the last 20 years, and i'm ready for a break...  ;D

With any luck I'll lose some family too!

I don't have many friends, always been smart/lucky enough to know who is a friend and who's a phony. Of people/friends I know in person I'd help 5, 2 of them don't need any help as they are worth well over 1 million but would have to do something for them anyway there just good people. Of the internet friends I have there are 10 people who have gone the extra mile to help with advice over the years and all would be rewarded to varying degrees, but I'm sure we all pretty much feel the same about those in our lives.

Volunteiring and going back to school, learning the finer points of music and travling the world and learning about other cultures would be a great topper.  
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2012, 02:15:52 AM »
I don't have many friends


...go figure....


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..sorry, i just had to go there, bro...lmao...
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2012, 02:17:15 AM »
..i can make 4 or 5 chords onna guitar....

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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2012, 02:46:06 AM »
Quote from: 08087 on November 29, 2012, 01:25:06 AM
She still gets half., way cheaper to keep her. Just go away on vacation by yourself or on a business trip.

ya and never come back.............maybe a long scoot ride.........
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2012, 02:55:37 AM »
Quote from: blue on November 29, 2012, 02:46:06 AM
ya and never come back.............maybe a long scoot ride.........

Remember you picked her, or did she pick you?
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Re: $550,000,000.00
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2012, 02:58:32 AM »
Quote from: wordslinger on November 29, 2012, 02:15:52 AM
I don't have many friends


...go figure....


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..sorry, i just had to go there, bro...lmao...
Ha, very freeking funny, very funny! :)
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