I LOVE that one. I wish I had a boss to use it on.
Here's a true story from 10 years ago.
My 16yo daughter flew to NY for summer VaCa w/ friends. They spent too much money, and decided to take GrayHound back. I had to go to Jacksonville to sign a form stating THEY were responsible for transporting her as she was a minor.
11:00 pm her bus arrived in St. Augustine but she did not. I called Jacksonville, and they told me her bus broke down twice, and in the transfers they "lost track" of her.
I told the operator she was wasting time with me, and to get on the phones, and F'ing Find Her!
She told me there are no outside lines for her to call out from, and I would have to wait until her "system" passed along the information.
I responded with... IF I were to tell you I have placed a bomb in your office I do believe you would find an "outside line". I suggest you use your new adrenaline rush, and the new motivation to find that line, and find my girl.
I informed her I was on my way to Jacksonville, and I better have my girls whereabouts known by the time I get there.
When I walked in to the depot I KNEW sh** was about to hit the fan. I asked for the station managers office, and yes... The sh** flew.
I told the group of nice looking fellas that unless they have my girl, the first man that approaches me will not be going straight home after his shift. Then I (quickly) injected the story I told you all. One of the head fed guys asked everyone to "stand down". I am talking Jacksonville cops/County Sherriff cops/Fl.State cops/Port authority cops/FBI cops/Homeland security cops.
They had found my daughter, and she was waiting in the managers office. Everyone went home.
The cool part is my daughter said she KNEW all the law was there cause of something I had done. She hugged me, and told me she loved me.
Moral of this is Kymco had better just give you some of their crap because it is NOTHING compared to what we all deal with every day.
Show them My post. I'll get your stuff!
